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Present Demotivational Poster

LIFE IS A GIFT GIVER (NOT A GREAT ONE THOUGH) - When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade and remember that it's the thought that counts

BIRTHDAY PRESENT - "If you're still shopping for one for me, I'd like one of these please..."


TAGS: grasping the present
Rating: 4.86/5

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Greeny - January 25, 2015, 8:36 am
..just like things in my mind
MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 1:00 pm
I don't really like cats...but I love when they are confused...thanks for the 5L giggle this morning!
maoworks2 - February 3, 2013, 10:51 am
Sister Has A Cat Just Like That Guy Good One GaryO Keep Up The Good Work.

COMPARISONS - My love life is like a Ferrari. I don't have a Ferrari.

TAGS: representation love havenots
Rating: 4.71/5

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ughomer - September 15, 2012, 7:23 pm
A red, red rose Ferrari.
MissPriss - September 10, 2012, 10:22 pm
Sonny & Cher...you got me babe...haha. Thanks for the vote.
M0rd3kaI - September 10, 2012, 5:20 pm
Sounds All too familiar... 5L


TAGS: christmas presents
Rating: 4.49/5

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falloutghoul - December 28, 2011, 1:49 pm
That's why we have Toys for Tots.
shadow87 - December 26, 2011, 7:30 am



TAGS: life time day woman birthday gift joke present comic cake
Rating: 3.6/5

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regc7 - September 25, 2010, 9:36 am
I call BS. The court cost alone for that thing are in the billions.
Chateaux - September 25, 2009, 9:39 am
:-D Funny!

PRESENTEEISM - Because misery loves company.


TAGS: past present respect
Rating: 5/5

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run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:18 am
my friend's step-sister makes $87/hour on the internet. She has been out of work for 7 months but last month her paycheck was $15298 just working on the internet for a few hours. Read more on this site http://Run19.com
Derek - September 5, 2012, 1:51 am
Can't see them without being reminded of Neil Armstrong
EmilioDumphque - September 5, 2012, 1:27 am
Love those F-86s! Classic!

PowerPoint -

FINALLY - Santa gave me something I actually wanted for once

TAGS: naughty present santa
Rating: 4.8/5

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guyfox - June 18, 2011, 6:20 pm
rnbw00 - June 17, 2011, 6:10 pm
Instead of a stocking, I used to hang up pantyhose hoping Halle Berry would be there. No luck. Now maybe I'll try for Selena Gomez.
guyfox - December 23, 2010, 1:21 am
you haven't been naughty enough
Kspace - December 22, 2010, 8:58 am
MMMMMyesss...I would stuff her stockings!



TAGS: awkward presents decorations calendar
Rating: 4.92/5

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Alixian - August 1, 2011, 7:18 am
i sincerely hope not
Verdeckt - August 1, 2011, 6:58 am
Can I see bauble5?


TAGS: gives the best presents
Rating: 4.89/5

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rerun - May 27, 2012, 9:29 am

I remember this from MSNBC, great article.

WALK A MILE IN MY SHOES - You will move into your future. I will be held in the present and my poverty.

TAGS: walk shoes future present poverty
Rating: 4.14/5

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MissPriss - May 27, 2012, 1:07 pm
Thanks mao.
maoworks2 - May 27, 2012, 8:05 am

OCD IS A BONUS FOR A CHEF - Insures your plate presentation is perfect! (Now where did the grey one go?)

TAGS: insures your plate presentation is perfect
Rating: 3.6/5

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Chef - May 18, 2010, 9:55 pm
You mean you wouldn't order it in my restaurant? Sniff... And it was a tribute...
GreyScorpion - May 18, 2010, 8:39 pm

REVENGE - Red - Hello Santa remember me? Santa - ? Red - You gave me coal last year.

FLASHBACK - Two things I have learned...you really can't go back. Cute kids doesn't mean cute adults. Have a nice day America.


TAGS: but dad where are we going to put the presents this year
Rating: 4.21/5

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shmoe13 - December 10, 2010, 6:37 pm
Don't know yet, has to be fresh in my mind
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 5:08 am
Shmoe? whenare you going to try making one out?
shmoe13 - December 10, 2010, 5:07 am
woof lol
boeweizer - December 5, 2009, 3:42 am
i get it now thanks to greyscorpion my mind just wasn't that much in the gutter yet
phydeaux - December 4, 2009, 3:33 pm
I could get lost in there for hours...and be quite content...
Fatt Matt - December 4, 2009, 3:29 pm
Obviously you are not familiar with the glorious world of motorboating...
bard-of-gore - December 4, 2009, 3:09 pm
Saggy as fuck, what's the point?
Ed-Hyde - December 3, 2009, 2:08 pm
Ah, so the general idea is that she shaped up to be 'festive'. Gotcha. It's been a very long day.
GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 12:51 pm
does the phrase "Landscaping the Bushes" help?
Ed-Hyde - December 3, 2009, 12:41 pm
I'm having a slow day. Someone splain this too me. But I'm in the ame line with logic and agd. 5L for epic boobage anyway.
LogicDude - December 3, 2009, 9:54 am
I'm standing in "ame" with Aggy. *pssssst!* Aggy? where the f*ck are we?
Anonymous2 - December 3, 2009, 9:25 am
Pics on NaughtyFake or I 1 lion this... Just kidding, 5 lions it is.
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 11:13 pm
I stand in ame. 5L
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 10:53 pm
LOL! 5Ls
Produceman117 - December 2, 2009, 10:10 pm
Yes! If she dyed her pubes green, that'd be a little weird but I'd get past it almost instantly. 5.

TIMMY - What did you buy him for Christmas ?

VALENTINE'S DAY - Some presents are better than others

BARBIE BIKES - They're the new way to keepin' it real

TAGS: bike represent barbie
Rating: 3.54/5

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agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 8:59 pm
THis is better, System. Doesn't excuse the other stuff, but you need to try harder over all... be more discerning before submitting.


TAGS: one lion representing good and decent people
Rating: 3.35/5

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agdaniele - April 13, 2009, 9:46 pm
Sweeeeet... every group needs it's extremists.
Elredin - April 13, 2009, 9:37 pm
I hereby pledge allegance to the order of the one lion Death to all tunnels!
TigerKid - April 7, 2009, 9:30 pm
OH MAN! I just saw a SUPER hot redhead that CB posted...where do I sign up?!?1
mrawesomo - April 7, 2009, 9:25 pm
Ummmm.... where's my benefits?
Codes - March 24, 2009, 11:39 am
Ill join......
anonymous;P - March 24, 2009, 1:22 am
Im going to give this bad ratings; just for fun;)
Rex Quicksilver - March 23, 2009, 1:54 pm
(bows) A memeber of One Lion and forever proud! ^_^
WTFO - March 23, 2009, 1:59 am
Sign me up as a lifelong member, Ron.
RONSART - March 22, 2009, 2:58 pm
Thank You Sirs!
Mark - March 22, 2009, 10:31 am
Ron - You never cease to amaze me in the realm of "What can he do to top this?" Can I have a second membership? Tunnels = 1 but One Lion Club posters always = 5.
agdaniele - March 20, 2009, 4:27 pm
Benefits or not.... what's right is right!
BoneCD - March 20, 2009, 1:18 pm
No sloppy seconds for me, but I'll take the 10% off pizza


TAGS: presents tampon mum
Rating: 2.86/5

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rerun - March 28, 2011, 7:56 pm

Mothers day is coming up soon.



TAGS: movies past present story cgi
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 28, 2014, 2:24 am
Certainly not "House of Flying Daggers"!


The Grandfather Paradox -

TAGS: stephen hawking time time travel future past present time machine
Rating: 4.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 9, 2014, 8:35 pm
It's the pelvic thru-ust, that really drives you insa-a-ane!
Oldsod - March 9, 2014, 7:36 am
But surely, such is possible via the Time Warp. I mean, it's just a jump to the left...and a step to the ri-i-ight...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 2:00 pm
Time loop is used in some stories. That's an impossibility from all angles; nothing would progress, new memories would form but with the same old situations. People would live in perpetual deja vu.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 1:57 pm
Basically Kyle Reese couldn't have ever been John Connor's father. The math doesn't add up. Then, there's this whole time loop which is ludicrous every which way you look at it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 1:37 pm
GaryO - March 8, 2014, 12:31 pm
yer not helping....
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 11:55 am
From the sound of your mind exploding, I'm guessing you looked up his Grandfather Paradox dissertation? Haha.
GaryO - March 8, 2014, 10:21 am
mind; POOM!

WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP - But they can wrap!

TAGS: eminem presents
Rating: 4.78/5

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CloudchaserS - December 12, 2012, 4:19 am
Yer welcome :-)
MissPriss - December 11, 2012, 4:14 am
Well I want to thank you for the idea. Thanks for giving it a read.
CloudchaserS - December 11, 2012, 1:09 am
I like the pun here :-)

Sequels in my day -

TAGS: sequels past present hangover 3
Rating: 4.72/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 11, 2013, 5:04 am
So true. I get a kick out of it when Hollywood tries to release an "original," then come to find out there was a Russian or Japanese version that was made first - and was way better.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 11, 2013, 5:01 am
Thank you. I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this.
EmilioDumphque - May 11, 2013, 2:03 am
...and there's soooo many good stories that haven't been made into movies!
Krickit - May 10, 2013, 5:24 pm
100% agree, although I'll still probably watch it
Silverheart - May 10, 2013, 2:03 pm

And if not remaking, then they're milking it for every cent they can. Let's put the same characters together, only this time, they're... following this slight deviation to the formula established in the 1st movie. You really hit the nail on the head, 5Ls!

HER BOYFRIEND - All he wants for Christmas is Global Warming!

TAGS: melting christmas presents
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - November 28, 2012, 10:01 am
And that is why you're on Santa's naughty list mariand! hohoho
mariand - November 28, 2012, 7:42 am
you're kidding me!..he's sick and tired of her... try with her neighbour...hehehe

LAST MINUTE GIFT IDEAS - This year I listened to my wife. She said she wanted some lingerie I think she'd look sexy in. TADA!

TAGS: beef jerky christmas present
Rating: 4.57/5

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MissPriss - December 25, 2012, 11:48 am
Oh..out of the mouths of babes teehee.
maoworks2 - December 25, 2012, 11:11 am
Like Bart Says Eat My Shorts.

BARBIE - Yeah, that's the doll I want for Christmas!

TAGS: barbie xmas present woman sexy
Rating: 4.5/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 11, 2012, 6:44 pm
...and she still has a "full Brazilian" wax job.

NO BETTER TIME - ...than the present to get working on that hit list of women that refused to date you.

TAGS: hate present dumped
Rating: 4.43/5

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MissPriss - October 14, 2012, 3:58 am
Whoa there ug...you gonna be okay? Or was that code for a few of them gals is on your list too? Teehee.
ughomer - October 14, 2012, 3:46 am


TAGS: nostalgia greybeard past present time
Rating: 4.29/5

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forseti - July 5, 2010, 4:21 am
that's deep. 5L
Hawamleh - July 5, 2010, 12:16 am
Thank You
Derek - July 4, 2010, 11:50 pm

I Love Jesus -

TAGS: jesus religion presents chocolate
Rating: 4.27/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2013, 11:02 am
or this one...5L
BobbEdwards - September 15, 2013, 3:19 am
Great Religifake material too

BAD NEWS: SANTA HAS OUT-SOURCED CHRISTMAS DELIVERY - Good News: Computer navigational error has sent all the presents to your house.

TAGS: christmas santa presents address computer bad good
Rating: 3.68/5

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Derek - December 21, 2009, 9:49 pm
That is one big container ship
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 9:22 pm
Aaaaaargh.... Vegas is land-locked!!! 5L
GreyScorpion - December 21, 2009, 9:21 pm
Is that the SS WalMart?? 5 Low prices

ALL ATHEISTS - Can be represented by one man... yeah, sure...

TAGS: stalin atheists representations
Rating: 2.58/5

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greenknight - March 23, 2011, 10:52 am
Steph A...Catholics went to the camps too. Not nearly as many but they did..basicly anyone that didn't toe the line and denounced the official beliefs of the Nazi party did.Google 'The Eternal Ice theory' and 'The Hollow Earth theory'.
greenknight - March 23, 2011, 10:52 am
(continued) They also had a twisted occultist version of Norse mythology that they embraced as their official faith.
KDP3 - June 11, 2009, 6:15 pm
@ Steph A, Hitler was not not Catholic and most scholars debate what his true religious beliefs. He was known to practice paganism and denounce Jesus and has the love for Islam for there barbaric ways. But you can not represent one may for one faith.
Hendo - May 14, 2009, 7:24 pm
Stalin was actually educated as a priest.
Steph A - April 17, 2009, 2:23 am
And the Catholics have Hitler.
Jordan - December 12, 2008, 1:46 pm
All motards can now be represented by this one...Yeah,sure

All in the Presentation -

TAGS: touch boobs all presentation
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - May 11, 2013, 8:49 pm

Also to prevent some forms of breast cancer. http://now.msn.com/squeezing-breasts-can-stop-cancer


TAGS: present to myself
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 24, 2012, 1:23 pm
Sorry Mr. Gary...didn't post my reply as a reply...not thinkin' straight...feelin' sooooo tired teehee.
MissPriss - December 24, 2012, 1:21 pm
Well then Santy better get me what I'm dreamin' of for Christmas. I'll even save him the trouble of going down the stairs to put it under the tree...my bedroom is just fine! Hm hm hmmmmm...
GaryO - December 24, 2012, 11:45 am
Prissy, you are a baaad girl…and Santy luuuves baaad girls

NAUGHTY & NICE - "Oh,Santa, was I really this nice!"

My favorite present -

TAGS: present favprite
Rating: 4.9/5

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Reality Lord - December 18, 2016, 4:15 pm

mizzdizz - December 18, 2015, 4:38 am
BOYS! LOL! TOOOoooo funny! 5 lol lions!
concern3 - December 18, 2015, 2:38 am
Great one a 5er
GaryO - December 17, 2015, 10:29 pm
Bandit5906 - December 17, 2015, 10:21 pm
OMG perfect! 5L
JesusWept - December 17, 2015, 8:38 pm
LOL x 5

The Journey -

TAGS: old people memories past present
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - October 24, 2015, 12:45 am
Answer to the question: Maybe...can't 'member. Wait am I missing the trip? Sure the senior's handi transit wasn't 'til yesterday. 5L right? Oh crap!
Bandit5906 - October 23, 2015, 8:18 pm
Answer to the question: No!


Belligerent Fallout -

TAGS: war times nations civilization apocalypse present
Rating: 3.8/5

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Cannabal - June 15, 2015, 9:11 pm
This is Three-Dog. AWOOOOOOOO!
Cannabal - June 15, 2015, 9:10 pm
All wars entail attrition, otherwise they wouldn't be very profitable.
Dracovius - June 15, 2015, 10:09 am
I see what you did there #Fallout4IsComing
EmilioDumphque - June 14, 2015, 1:40 pm
Not if you don't have an achievable end-state you're working toward. Attrition wars are never a good idea.